There I was hanging out down on the dock
When I was reminded by a clicking clock
Not to reveal my hand to what might bite it
And I had to smile, I couldn’t really fight it
It was a pirate moment hanging with riff raff
The kind of a moment that makes me laugh
To think there might be a Never Never Land
Where Peter fights off the man with one hand
All because of the bite of some silly crocodile
Who is always takes his time with his own smile
They had me over a barrel that sunny day
Telling pirate jokes in special cutting way
All I could think of is what makes Peter Pan green
But, I wouldn’t tell it…it was just too juvenile and mean


