I waited with great patience for Malibu Barbie
To find her way to way to cherish and not tar me
I even let her have the coveted driver’s seat
All for the hope these dreams might find the street
But there was no way that Barbie saw me as Ken
No, instead she told me that I was nothing but sin
So much for being a doll and maybe playing house
I think maybe I would have been better as a mouse
The games that we played came to a total freeze
As her affections turned away as quickly as any breeze
And me? Well I just sat there waiting and waiting
Thinking that maybe she was only hesitating
Sometimes things are simply as they are
And me.. well there I was still waiting in the car