I waited with great patience for Malibu Barbie

To find her way to way to cherish and not tar me

I even let her have the coveted driver’s seat

All for the hope these dreams might find the street

But there was no way that Barbie saw me as Ken

No, instead she told me that I was nothing but sin

So much for being a doll and maybe playing house

I think maybe I would have been better as a mouse

The games that we played came to a total freeze

As her affections turned away as quickly as any breeze

And me? Well I just sat there waiting and waiting

Thinking that maybe she was only hesitating

Sometimes things are simply as they are

And me.. well there I was still waiting in the car